imawanchor: i have watched this like six times and i still have never watched anything as heartbreakingly hilarious as this in my life
plutarc: fun things to do when you’re single!! masturbate cry do both at the same time eat a whole cake by yourself cry
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: me huntin for the pussy SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that
thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
starvingfartist: i knew you were trouble when you walked in now im lion on the cold hard ground
a slut in my class was talking out loud then this...
slut: omg my jaw hurts
quietest kid in class: then stop sucking dick
acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman: osamah: oomshi: oomshi: who’s the funniest disney princess? rapunzel get off the fuckin stage I told this joke to my husband and he immediately said “DIVORCE.”
laughter-everyday: tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world in my head with a straight face.
laugh-addict: when you sit down and your thighs just
where can i download motivation
sushipencil: bikinimybottom: funfandoms: inbox: Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name there aren’t any in his hands either
me: i'm attractive
me: april fools
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weonlyhaveonechance: asunsetdream: panicr: missbeatlegeorge: what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the…