April 2013
Watchimawanchor:
i have watched this like six times and i still have never watched anything as heartbreakingly hilarious as this in my life
plutarc:
fun things to do when you’re single!!
masturbate
cry
do both at the same time
eat a whole cake by yourself
cry
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that
thatfunnyblog:
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
starvingfartist:
i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
a slut in my class was talking out loud then this...
slut: omg my jaw hurts
quietest kid in class: then stop sucking dick
acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:
osamah:
oomshi:
oomshi:
who’s the funniest disney princess?
rapunzel
get off the fuckin stage
I told this joke to my husband and he immediately said “DIVORCE.”
laughter-everyday:
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
laugh-addict:
when you sit down and your thighs just
where can i download motivation
sushipencil:
bikinimybottom:
funfandoms:
inbox:
Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio
it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name
there aren’t any in his hands either
me: i'm attractive
me: april fools
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panicr:
missbeatlegeorge:
what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the…
